colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via gloomyteens)

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via pizza)

twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

(Source: meanplastic, via daddywhorebucks)

thechamelioncircut:

mjolnir-is-so-damn-done:

heroic-introverted-garfield:

commiekinkshamer:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

Obama is a war criminal running a country that directly funds genocide and engages in imperialism all over the world, including economic imperialism with the implementation of global capitalism that resulted in unthinkable suffering and death, not to mention the people in his own country are starkly divided by a minority with immense wealth and dire poverty throughout the US where white supremacy, patriarchy and the slaying of marginalized people by police are normal and regular occurrences so uh, yeah, not a horrible guy I guess.

You’re kidding right? I mean you honestly think that in the last 8 years those things happened JUST because of Obama? Take a fucking history class. Imperialism, capitalism, all that bullshit you just spewed has been going on for FUCKING CENTURIES. don’t you dare call the man who has tried and tried to fix this damn country a BAD MAN. Go shove your head in your own ass you worthless reptilian scum.

Yeah, Barack Obama is totally to blame for white supremacy in America. Isn’t it completely obvious how much he benefits from it?
Get your head out of your ass commiekinkshamer.

Also, Obama has been trying to get shit done for his ENTIRE FUCKING PRESIDENCY. you wanna know why he can’t? Because the Republicans in Congress (Aka douchey, upperclass, white men with a serious god complex) WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO DO ANYTHING TO HELP OUR COUNTRY. Minimum wage being raised? Wait! what about all of the money we make from paying our hard workers nothing? We need that to escape to France when times get rough! (Mitt Romney) Gay rights? But the bible said Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve! This country is definitely founded on christian theology, not Freedom of choice. You want good education? Go to our public schools! Sure, your child might get shot, but that’s not our fault. It’s not like we can change the constitution or anything. This is how our founding fathers wanted it to be.
BUT THEY CAN. AND THEY WON’T. PEPLE COULD HELP OBAMA. BUT, PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY DON’T VOTE. YOU WANT FREEDOM? YOU WANT TO LIVE A GOOD LIFE? BE A RICH, WHITE, REPUBLICAN MALE. OTHERWISE? FUCK YOU,
this is the kind of shit the government is basically saying to us. Obama tries. he tries REALLY hard. But, without the support of Congress, and The Senate, and The House, and THE GODDAMN PEOPLE OF AMERICA.
NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE.
SO DON’T FUCKING BLAME OBAMA. BLAME THE IDIOTS WHO ARE STOPPING HIM.
*ANGRILY DROPS MIC*

thechamelioncircut:

mjolnir-is-so-damn-done:

heroic-introverted-garfield:

commiekinkshamer:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

Obama is a war criminal running a country that directly funds genocide and engages in imperialism all over the world, including economic imperialism with the implementation of global capitalism that resulted in unthinkable suffering and death, not to mention the people in his own country are starkly divided by a minority with immense wealth and dire poverty throughout the US where white supremacy, patriarchy and the slaying of marginalized people by police are normal and regular occurrences so uh, yeah, not a horrible guy I guess.

You’re kidding right? I mean you honestly think that in the last 8 years those things happened JUST because of Obama? Take a fucking history class. Imperialism, capitalism, all that bullshit you just spewed has been going on for FUCKING CENTURIES. don’t you dare call the man who has tried and tried to fix this damn country a BAD MAN. Go shove your head in your own ass you worthless reptilian scum.

Yeah, Barack Obama is totally to blame for white supremacy in America. Isn’t it completely obvious how much he benefits from it?

Get your head out of your ass commiekinkshamer.

Also, Obama has been trying to get shit done for his ENTIRE FUCKING PRESIDENCY. you wanna know why he can’t? Because the Republicans in Congress (Aka douchey, upperclass, white men with a serious god complex) WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO DO ANYTHING TO HELP OUR COUNTRY. Minimum wage being raised? Wait! what about all of the money we make from paying our hard workers nothing? We need that to escape to France when times get rough! (Mitt Romney) Gay rights? But the bible said Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve! This country is definitely founded on christian theology, not Freedom of choice. You want good education? Go to our public schools! Sure, your child might get shot, but that’s not our fault. It’s not like we can change the constitution or anything. This is how our founding fathers wanted it to be.

BUT THEY CAN. AND THEY WON’T. PEPLE COULD HELP OBAMA. BUT, PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY DON’T VOTE. YOU WANT FREEDOM? YOU WANT TO LIVE A GOOD LIFE? BE A RICH, WHITE, REPUBLICAN MALE. OTHERWISE? FUCK YOU,

this is the kind of shit the government is basically saying to us. Obama tries. he tries REALLY hard. But, without the support of Congress, and The Senate, and The House, and THE GODDAMN PEOPLE OF AMERICA.

NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE.

SO DON’T FUCKING BLAME OBAMA. BLAME THE IDIOTS WHO ARE STOPPING HIM.

*ANGRILY DROPS MIC*

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via johnlocks-supernaturaltrek)

jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

(via pizza)

carbonite:

i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

(via zackisontumblr)

vuhnessahh7:

Tips for online dating

Is this real

(Source: realitytvbitch, via colleenjk)

mozzarellaqueen:

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

image

(via colleenjk)

I just watched a horror movie, and no.